10. I am very stubborn, even when I am wrong. For instance, when my brother tells me I call him a brat and I deny it, even when both my father and sister agreed that I do, in fact, refer to my brother as a brat when I am angry (therefore not able to make rational, mature choices in the names I call him, which could be a con of my Queenly personality).
9. When I get angry, I don't sit around waiting for justice to be served. Though this is not always a good thing, especially when I am in a stubborn mood and justice is not needed. In that case, I am just acting out of anger, which is very dangerous (especially if I was an actual Queen).
8. I have some self control, which can be considered useful in the position of royalty (ditto on the whole responsibility thing).
For Example (of self control): if my subjects (or boyfriends, which, by the way, I do not have nor do I want unless it has some sort of benefit for my Royal Status) get out of hand, I will be able to control the urge to send them all to the guillotine like King Henry VIII, who killed off three of his six wives for no apparent reason except his anger and lack of self control and jealousy issues.
For Example (of self control): if my subjects (or boyfriends, which, by the way, I do not have nor do I want unless it has some sort of benefit for my Royal Status) get out of hand, I will be able to control the urge to send them all to the guillotine like King Henry VIII, who killed off three of his six wives for no apparent reason except his anger and lack of self control and jealousy issues.
Obviously, he had been neglecting the meetings with his Royal Therapist.
7. I have been told that I am very composed. Composer is one thing many Queens need, due to the fact that their husband's earlier wives had their head's chopped off. See above.
6. When in war, brains as well as physical skills will be needed. Though I possess very little physical skills, I am very tall, which gives my an advantage when I am slicing the enemy's throats with my sword, which, by the way, will be made with diamonds, pearls, rubies, and sapphires in the handle.
I also consider myself smart. Somewhat smart, anyways.
5. I am very good at fashion and OK at make-up and a straightening iron. Looking her best is a high quality for a Queen when she's in Court. It shows that not only that is she a good leader, but a fashionable one, too.
4. Though I am not compassionate, I consider myself both and Actress and Novelist, which means I have to understand my characters, therefore I would be able to understand my people.
3. I do, after all, have God on my side, being a Christian. You can be Royal even if you're not Christian, of course, but you won't get very far if you spend your nights partying and/or worshiping the devil. Paris Hilton and Satanic cults teach us this. Oh, and the Bible.
2. As a Queen, you must be socially aware of your kingdom's (and other lands') pop culture. This does not mean you fall prey to fads, only consider them when making important decisions such as what you wear to that party you were invited on to on Friday night and how you will keep the enemy out of your kingdom (bribe them with gold or free CDs, maybe?).
However, this does not mean that you need to know the details of Britney Spears's love life.
And the number 1 reason I would make a good Queen?
1. I said so, and what I say is the law.
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