The Guidebook to Life (i.e., tomorrow) for Freaks

As a proud freak, I figured it was time that I wrote a guidebook to life (i.e., tomorrow) that would be extremely helpful for others such as myself. 

Determining Your Freak

 Freaks, you must first decide if you are, in fact, a freak. What makes a freak? Bad breath? BO? Obsession with Lego Star Wars? 

NO.

A freak is someone who refuses to fall prey to social norms. And I don't mean the Britney Spears kind of freak-who-refuses-to-fall-prey-to-social-norms. 

OUR kind of freaks do not:

 

a. Get plastic surgery

b. Do drugs

c. Drink (OK, maybe a little.... only Coke products, though! Ha!) 

d. Have cliques (ack. I HATE cliques). 

e. Follow fashion advice from magazines

Our kind of freaks do:

a. Be themselves 

b. Live life to its fullest 

c. Wear what they want, when they want

d. Do not care what people think (well, we do appreciate peoples' opinions on us, but they do not define who we are). 

Tips on How to Be a Freak

Though the 'Freak Rules'  look easy written down, being a Freak is no picnic in the park (or dinner at McDonalds). 

Being a Freak takes courage, determination and initiative (The power or ability to begin or to follow through energetically with a plan or task; enterprise and determination).

After all, Freak does mean:

F is for Fearless

R is for Rich

E is for Enlightened

A is for Articulate

K is for Kind 

See what I mean? 

Well, that's all for now. I'll be sure to add more later! 

FREAK OUT!!