Happy Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving is not all about turkeys and the Macy's parade. Thanksgiving is the celebration where everybody sailed over here on their boats and were all "Hey homie. What's cooking?" To the Indians, who replied in turn: "Greetings, strangers. You are welcome on our land. Come, share our food, and feel at home." And then they would probably connect this new situation to some old Indian story with a cool meaning and characters with beautiful names. Personally, if someone came and tried to camp out in my front yard, I'd get out the BB gun. But that's just me. I can't help it if my fans do it all the time (by the way, Bob, I'm sorry I almost shot out your eye the other day. But you WERE camping out in my front yard). 

So then everybody went out, shot a couple of turkeys, roasted some corn, and bought some Lays Potato Chips, and they all had a big feast, which lasted for days. Those old people sure knew how to party. 

To carry on the tradition, let's all go get Bob. He is SUCH a turkey. 

Happy Thanksgiving!  

Oh, and be sure to check out this awesome festive video. 

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7vtAyVqfYQc