Why the world needs chocolate

Why The World Needs Chocolate

By Alyssa and her good friend Neci (by the way, they have a myspace. Check it out at www.myspace.com/necimonroe

Why does the world need chocolate? Well, that we can answer. Why the world needs carrots? That we can't. Well, actually, we can, because the bunnies would starve, but that's not the point.

Why the world needs chocolate:

Reason 1: Because Chocolate is said to have 'mood altering' effects on people (as in GOOD mood altering effects)

Reason 2: Chocolate is also known to help people think. Go brain food!! (I find that it works well while writing, especially if my dark chocolate chips are arranged in words, preferably 'Neci')

Reason 3: Because it tastes good

Reason 4: What else would we eat on Easter? Carrot Hollow Bunnies?

Reason 5: The Girl Scouts need chocolate for GS cookies so they can go to camp! Can you imagine Thin Mints anti chocolate? I DON'T THINK SO!

Reason 6: It's good for the environment (It is! If people weren't in good moods from chocolate they might, like, toss their BUBBLE GUM (the enemy) trash out their sedan or pick up truck's window! Litter bugs are anti chocolate!)

Reason 7: Because it tastes good.

Reason 8: If dogs have too much chocolate they die. This is Chocolate's way of telling us the world is made for CATS.

Reason 9: It's good for your soul.

Reason 10: Chocolate tastes good.

Reason 11: Chocolate makes you live forever. Just ask Patrick and Spongebob.

Reason 12: It's obvious that Chocolate is the way to find a boyfriend/girlfriend and the way to lose them. Chocolate brings you together, chocolate comforts you when you break up (not that we know from experience. We know from Hollywood)

Reason 13: Chocolate is what keeps teenagers bodies' working properly. If we didn't have chocolate the teenage population would be going *~CrAzY~*

Reason 14: Did we mention it tastes good?

Reason 15: How else would Hershey's make their money?

Reason 16: We need something to go with peanut butter, clearly. And we're not talking celery or apples here, people.

Reason 17: We're out of reasons.