Happy New Year!!

Ok, so here are the new top ten new year resolutions of 2008:

1. Get out of debt or save money
2. Lose weight
3. Develop a healthy habit (e.g., exercise or healthy eating)
4. Get organized
5. Develop a new skill or talent
6. Spend more time with family and friends
7. Other
8. Work less, play more
9. Break an unhealthy habit (e.g., smoking, alcohol, overeating)
10. Change employment

Pretty standard, right? So, here is MY version of the top ten....

1. Spend Money (preferably at designer stores)

2. Gain three hundred pounds

3. Develop Unhealthy habits (such as eating at McDonald's twice a day and not showering for a week)

4. Un-organize everyone's organized-ness

5. Take up skydiving

6. Spend the least amount of time with family and isolate myself on a deserted island

7. Other (what does this mean? Seriously. How many people said "this year, I want to accomplish other"?)

8. Work more, look up what play means

9. Break a healthy habit (like showering)

10. Forget employment (I'm only 14, what does it matter to me?)

Happy New Year!